Thursday, May 7, 2009

New Gmod Arena?

All right, so I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I do plan to make a new Gmod Arena at some point. The bad news is that it will not be between Billy Mays and Vince. Two reasons: One, it would seem kind of a tired fight after their first fight was an eight minute video and two, the way the fight ended made it awfully hard for Vince to come back after that. That sucker doesn't have a torsoe anymore! Well, all right, maybe further down the line, I'll make another Billy Mays VS Vince, but for now, I have plans for two new combatants. Yeah, they may not be YouTube celebrities like the two pitchmen from the last arena, but surely there's people who would love to see these two going head to head.

I present to you: Jack Thompson VS Uwe Boll.

For those of you un-fimiliar with either of the contenders, Jack Thompson used to be an attourney who constantly tried crusading against questionable media, such as rap music, the Howard Stern show and of course, violent video games saying they're fully responsible for youth violence. He's of course, disbarred now for mocking a judge and is now simply known as a "Violence activist" now. Seen here is an interview he did with Chris Matthews during the Virginia Tech massacre where he blames the shooter's actions solely on Counter-Strike when there wasn't even any proof or evidence he was even immersed in the game.

Uwe Boll is a god awful German movie director who's made several belly-up movies based off violent video games such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne and the new Postal movie. A few years back, he got in the boxing ring with Something Awful's, Rick "Lowtax" Kyanka as a part of Uwe Boll's challenge to his negative reviewers. The challenge? "Put up or shut up." Yes, apperently he thought punching his reviewers would make his movies un-horrible.

The project isn't under way yet, as I'm still waiting on their custom ragdolls to be made for Garry's Mod by two people. For now, I'd like to make sure I have one project going at a time. For the last few weeks or so, it's been quite a Machinima loaded month for me, having been helping DJY1991 with Half-Life: Full-Life Consiquences 3, Idiot Box 5 and of course, the 10,000 subscriber milestone video. Once Idiot Box 5 is done, hopefully by then, the ragdolls will be done and I can get started.

As for a sequel to Billy Mays VS Vince, maybe I'll let them have their re-match later on down the line, but for now, it's time to allow other combatants to settle some scores.

16 comments:

  1. I can't wait to see what Jack Thompson will look like.

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  2. I think that you need to choose characters who have lines which can be used in the fight which are funny. For example "ARE YOU ON THE BALL?" then the woman is like "NO!". You'll also need phrases that work with the places there in, like when Vince gets smashed into the shelves. Billy says "You won't need a cabinet full of cleaners! I guarantee it" Just general phrases which can work well with what is actually happening to the characters. Othere than that it sounds like it's going to be immense so keep them coming :)

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  3. You should make a Gmod Arena where Obama fighs McCAIN. I just think that would be so funny but your the person making them

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  4. No have chuckles vs Dr. Hax for 10 mins

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  5. i have seen the 10,000 subscribers thing and thats pretty awesome just like the rest of ur work

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  6. dont they have a jack thompson on garrysmod.org? or is that a skin?

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  7. sparta leonida vs (gay) persia :D
    plsxD

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  8. do obama vs mccain. no, do fransis vs bill or zoey.
    make another where it is gravity cat vs dr HAX.

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  9. jack thompson: the biggest idiot in the world even if i talked like this pi et micth a f ajfkldjsa and ate the entire glass instead of drinking the drink and other retarded things, i would still be above jack thompson

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  10. jack thompsons is retarded violent games hasnt got the fault that the kids of these days are violent its the fault of the parents that gives games for people of 18 and more years old to kids of 9 years old.

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  11. Jack Thompsons is a presumcious asshole. He is just flatout flaming violent games. He is slower and dumber than a retarded sloth, and he should pull his ugly face out of his ass and look at the real world.

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  14. yes dr hax is one of the favorite of gmod the idiot box

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