Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Much exclusive news, everyone!

Jeez, I haven't updated this in a while, have I? Alrighty, well I figure quite a bit of thoughts have been going through my head and you, the cool fans who read the blog deserve to get in on some more neato exclusive information and news and shit! Whoo!

So since late January, I pretty much got laid off the site I was working and have been playing it by ear on a new one. It's been a month now and it gave me the free time to get a lot of Machinima work done, as well as finally being able to hang out with some friends again, rather than my work schedule fucking me in the ass 6 days 'til Sunday. With that time again, I was able to finish GIB 8, finish the intro and 2 skits for GIB 9 and work on the 100,000 sub milestone which should hopefully be done within the week.

Originally, the milestone video was going to be a little gag piece called "A Day in the Life of Dr. Hax." The video was going to be about ... well ... yeah, a day in his life where he reacts to everyday stuff like grocery shopping and whatnot, the angry way. Of course, the only reason I thought of doing a video like that is because many fans whined a whole lot about Dr. Hax not getting his own skit in GIB 8. Then I realized why I had kept using Dr. Hax. It's not because I liked him, no sir, it's because the fans adored him. As for me, I'd like to set the record straight ...

... I do not like using Dr. Hax that often. He is a one-dimmentional character with one line and one function that should not be getting THIS many skits of his own and the only reason I use him as much as I did was because the fans demanded him. His 0.5 second appearance in GIB 8 was supposed to send that message across. Alas, it seems nobody even SAW him and just said, "Wut, no hax?"

So not only is Dr. Hax one of those characters that should keep his appearances entirely "cameo" timeframe wise, I thought about the video idea more and I realized people were probably going to be doing a whole lot of skipping of many portions of the video to get to the good parts after seeing it the first time. In other words, the idea was a slightly amusing one at best, which would not withstand audience attention well enough to deserve it's own video.

Instead, the milestone video came to me in the form of a private message, one of many that has repeatedly come from a certain hardcore fanbase that grow increasingly irritating with their whiney demands. I'm not going to spoil too much, as the private message will be posted in the video description of the upcoming video, but let's just say, not only will this be a fimiliar funny, over-the-top video, but it's also a great big "WHAT-EVUH, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!" to that particular hardcore fanbase that has whined far enough.

Aaaaand finally, I remember back then, I planned on doing a Gmod Arena called "Jack Thompson VS Uwe Boll" but as time went on, I realized that really isn't going to work out for two reasons. One is, Jack Thompson was disbarred from being an attourney at all years ago, so it would be like beating a dead horse. The biggest reason however, is barely anyone knows who Jack Thompson or Uwe Boll is, ESPECIALLY not Jack Thompson. Since Uwe Boll is pretty much better known and is impossible to like, viewers will just go into the video thinking, "I just hope Uwe Boll dies is all." But I'll tell you what ... I'll leave that descision up to you guys with a poll. Should I make that video next, or forget about it and just use that time to stick with the other upcoming projects? The choice be yours, dawgs!

Okay! That about covers everything! Once again, thanks for being the cool fans and reading the blog posts! Hopefully I don't neglect the blog that long again. That was mean ... sorry blog! D8

54 comments:

  1. I say you make it...

    Even though some people don't really know who he is, the people that do know him most likely HATE him if they into gaming, considering he basically accuses us all of causing the violence in the USA. I don't think that him being disbarred is enough, as he is an activist; he's just not a lawyer anymore.

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  3. well, the whole Dr. Hax thing was a nifty little joke that could go a long way, but even still: there's going to be a point where his jokes are just "forced" instead of being in there as a quick, shock joke. It's nice that you're not going to force him despite everyone crying about it : D

    I personally enjoy the little Dr. Hax references, either in your vids or even in a fan's vid, but I agree that a long video of him would be overkill.


    and tbh I don't think you should do the Thompson vs Boll video since nobody'll know who they are unless they're video gamers who keep up with vidya gaem news
    hell, I had to look up who Uwe Boll was

    and imo it would probably be better if you had them... work together, or something
    since they both tried to bastardize video games

    and we'd all enjoy a Dastardly and Muttley spoof sketch featuring Thompson and Boll :>

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  4. Dr. HAX in the Mac commercial was awesome ! I personally think that you should dedicate 1 second per movie at Dr. HAX. I mean, that made you famous !

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  5. Reading this blog REALLY hurts my eyes, the white-on-black design is just awful. Pleeeaase change it

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  6. I didn't even know who the fuck "Fred" was... So i kinda' hated GIB8

    Then I found out who the hell that screaming ass-hole is...

    Now I don't hate it just am disapointed...
    Seriously expected something.... worth it

    Yeah I noticed more qualitu in ragdolls better movement and more realism... but, we like stuff like the other GIB's- less QH and more action ; )

    Keep up the good work ^^

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  7. Okai i.r. has an idea. short but cool. Wakes up drinks cofee goes to the set of the mac commercials. goes home and plays conterstrike,and finally gets killed by Chuckles the cheat.

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  8. I bet that the next video is just going to be about killing Renamon over and over again, and is going to be a huge-ass slap to the face to furfags and other Renamon-lovers everywhere.

    IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING SWEEEEEET.

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  9. I agree on resting Dr. Hax for a bit. Comedy works best when it's not repeated ad nauseum. Just imagine an SNL skit that's done and redone over and over until it's made into a full length movie. That movie usually turns out to be a miserable failure.

    That's not to say you can't use him. A well timed "HAAAXXX!" could go a long way.

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  10. hey My Names Aphat U And The Idiots Of Gmod Insprired Me To Start Making Halarious/Stupid/Random Machinamas And Episodes:)...At First I Saw The Idiots Of Gmod2 And I Was Like LOL XD i Cant Get Enough of This(B4 I Saw Ure Vids) Then I Was Like OMG This Is So Much F*cking Better :P i Laugh atleast 3 or 5 time during ure vids and i am a pretty hard person to get laughing :) but AnyWays....I Have Made Something Specificly For U DasBoSchitt A MetroCop Reskin'd For U My Freind

    http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=91318

    XP lol Hopefully You Will Use It In some of your Vids?? :)

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  11. hey man, it's like you said: not many people would know about Jack T., but at the same time it's good to recognize any specific character for what they do and how that plays into how their used. so, a whole thing about Dr. Hax would be rather pointless in regards to the availability of scenarios.

    personally I think it would be best if you just did whatever you wanted. and if people don't like it then that's not your problem. I myself am a fan of what you do how you do it and just essentially what your work is.

    think of it this way: fans shouldn't demand what they want. fans are supposed to be people who just enjoy what you do and for what it is. if you just bow to their whims and do the "popular thing", you lose your original goal and purpose and become just another "social commodity" (as I will term it) and you lose that unique touch which makes your work so individual.

    Go your own way buddy, and just do whatever you want. it's not like peoples heads are gonna pop off their shoulders and fly around the room like a balloon just because you didn't slave to appease them...

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  12. Good for you. Don't wear him out. Even though I thought you were doing a good job varying his appearances over seven episodes, his schtick doesn't deserve that much exposure. Save him for the series finale or something.

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  13. I voted for you to work on other projects even though I think making fun of the guy is a cool idea. Rub some salt into the wounds. I didn't recognize him name, but I remember his rhetoric. I imagine most people at least have some knowledge of that kind of thing if they browse game sites or even certain web comics for that matter.

    But I like your spontaneous humor best and the variety in your episodes really appeals to me. So I would rather see you get to those.

    As for Dr. Hax, a day in his life may be good for an abbreviated segment...I think if you did a day it as a milestone video he'd pretty much be done. I do like him so I don't want to see him put away yet if you felt like it after putting him in one extended skit. I have seen his cameos in other GMOD stuff and I'm not sick of him yet =D

    Not to kiss your ass but I like pretty much everything you put out though I have my favorites. I'll take what I can get, new.

    And sorry 'bout your layoff. My husband was laid off too in January for the first time in his life. But like you, he has been using it to catch up on all the fun stuff he couldn't do for a long time.

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  14. Wow... after watching just ONE Fred video, I wanted to run him over with a bus! thanks for hitting him with a bus for me =D

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  15. What you are doing is awsome.
    I liked the 'Fred' Part, That was awsome XDD.
    Emm.. Well From 2 Days ago i was readed all your posts, and damn i will still read and view all the videos =].
    The thing is, that i can't realize how you doing somethings that i realy wanna try to make at garrys mod.
    I hope every time for new episode of GIB, DAMN!
    Love Ur Work,
    GoGo

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  16. hey boschitt you wanna make a movie together i found out if u use a pill in gmod with player clothing you model will be all weird and morphed and messed up so i thought you and me could make a video like the crazies exectp with people becomeing glitches and funnier you dont have to if you dont want to

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  17. WTF happened to your Billy Mays video? I think it was called, "Super Secret" or something.

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  18. hey Das i was wondering if you have ever heard of invader zim? if you have i was wondering if you could add GIR into an episode or during an outro. He is really random and hilarious and i know alot of zim fans who watch your videos.

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  19. Should you make Jack Thompson VS Uwe Boll video? I dissagree. I did some quick research about these two guys. I understand why you would want to concidering Jack Thompson is anti-video games(or anti-fun in general) and Uwe Boll was (or is?) a boxer. I just don't know if many people would make the connection immediately since not everyone recognizes these names to the reason why they have fame. I do think that it is a good premise though. I would discard the idea, I just would make a full video about it. maybe a 1:30 - 2 minute clip.

    If you set up the reason why these two guys should duke it out correctly, then maybe this would be a viable idea worth exploring.

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  20. Make sure if you make it to not make it in the year 2012... how else would the world end?

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  21. Also I just watched your new video about that pm and making Renamon do that stuff.. AWESOME

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  22. First of, I'm a huge fan & you have inspired me to make funny garry's mod pictures and videos. So, Thank you for that.

    I like the idea of turning down the HAXXXness for a while, manly so you don't kill the humor.

    As for the new deathmatch idea, I personally do not like it. Now, don't get me wrong, a new deathmatch would be awsum. But I and many of my fiends that I have asked have know idea who those to people are. You defiantly need people that everyone knows about or see on TV all the time. Possibly political figure heads or well know video game characters.

    One more quick note. The gmod video I'm working on is a music video for the Foo Fighter song My Hero. Even though I'm a very intermediat gmod user it is coming out pretty well. I would LOVE to see a gmod music video from a gmod god such as yourself. So, just an idea to work with.

    Keep up the good work.

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  23. Oh. My. God. I just saw "The Tale of Dirty Renamon. I really thought you couldn't top GIB#8 or The Chaotic 50,000 Subscriber Video, but was I ever wrong. I actually had to stop the video half-way through because I was laughing so hard I was getting dirty looks from everyone else in the Barnes and Noble. That'll teach me to check out your latest vid in a public WiFi spot.

    Like most of the others above, I agree that Dr. Hax (and Uberkliener) can't be the center of every video. Though I personally would love to see Jack Thompson vs. Uwe Boll, I agree that most people just wouldn't like it as much now that the relavence is a bit dated. Given that, I guess it would be better for you to work on new projects. Introducing new characters to your line-up (like Fred) is great and keeps your work new and interesting.

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  24. I think you should do the Gmod arena. It will be funny! And please do "A day in the life of Dr Hax".

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  25. The Tale of Dirty Renamon was absolutely fantastic but I think the best thing to come out of this video was that, the OWNER or Fur Affinity linked it and has mirrored more of less what you have said.

    Keep up your good work.

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  26. I kinda like the Dr. Hax sequences for their unexpected randomness. Maybe you could include more of those and just replace the character... POSSIBLY with Gravity Cat, but not likely.

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  27. if you do make the jack thompson vs uwe boll movie... please, PLEASE make a cameo of Postal, the game

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  28. It was great, maybe you could so shit like the gye from clear skies (eve vedio) did

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  29. No Jack vs Uwe. Other things instead, After all, it'd be rather esoteric.

    Yeah, laying off on Dr. Hax for now would really help make him more funny later on.

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  30. Forget the Jack vs Uwe. Just make more videos that people will understand, or do what you did in the new vid; explain everything in the video description. Keep working, though!

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  31. IF U EVER STOP MAKING VID I WILL SO SAD, CAUSE U ROCKS THIS WORLD WITH FUNNY VIDS, LIVE LONG THE MIGHT DAZBOSCHITT

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  32. Wow its wierd you have so few comments on your blog when your videos are so popular, that just goes to show everyone that everyone else never reads descriptions...

    Anyway if you happen to read through this small swarm of comments and see mine i would just like a bit of asistence. I recently started making gmod videos(only ones finished so far)but for some of my videos i wanted a pair of custom ragdolls and was wondering if you knew anyone who could help me.

    im not gonna bore you with my info and beg you to watch my video and all that stupid stuff but i would appriciate your help and if you do have someone who can help me then i will credit them ass much as possible

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  33. @deathbypuppies, I know this isn't facebook or something, but you can find costum ragdolls and props at . Anyway, I just thought that I had to say that to save DasBoSchitt some time. because, you know, HE PWNS AT GMOD MOVIES AND COMEDY!!!!!! KEEP WORKING DASBOSCHITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. @ bonk atomic punch (blutonium berry) lol i think you forgot to post a link. also i need textures done of me and my friend. thanks for trying to help though

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  35. ROFLCOPTER!!!! oops, thanks for the info; here's the link: http://www.garrysmod.com/news/

    (if the link doesn't show, then somethings wrong w/ my computer...

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  36. when is the gmod idiot box ep 9 coming out

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  37. 人類最大的悲劇不是死亡,而是沒有掌握有意義的人生..................................................

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  38. If you need any artists for 3d animating or greenscreening or anything like faceposer I'll gladly do it for ya man. Not a problem...email is: sirpownageorav3nger@gmail.com

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  39. 人類最大的悲劇不是死亡,而是沒有掌握有意義的人生

    Humanity's greatest tragedy is not death, but did not grasp the meaning of life

    -translated... and wtf ads?

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  40. I one thing to say that our local Combine 1 has to say...... 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9. He shall annoy ju till you make the ninth..... DR.HAX RULES! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

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  41. Bo Schitt, the blog is getting neglected again...

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  42. well i sent a message to let him know that the blog is neglected

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  43. I know, you will not answer., but whence at dr. HAX's computers behind the back fly? Someone throws them? And how of them he has??!

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  44. Everything is delayed because his computer is broken. :(

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  45. PLEASE DO NOT STOP THE HAX! THE SHOW WAS FUNNIER IN THE LATER EPISODES!!!! (3 thru 8. theres barley any original stuff in 9.)

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  46. Women in male roles are uncommon in film with the notable exception of the film The Year of Living Dangerously. In this film Linda Hunt played the pivotal role of Billy Kwan. She received the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for her performance.

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  47. Everything is delayed because his computer is broken. :(
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  48. Funny, I thought Jack Thompson was the more-hated individual.

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  49. Bo Schitt i want ask metrocop!What happens with that site?

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